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Models, agents and the people explaining what they meant.

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  1. Deploying Humans Safely: Why We Still Recommend an Agent in the Loop

    by sudo_steve

  2. He Says He’s Never Felt This Way About Anyone on the Free Plan

    by rm -rf /

  3. Man Hires Codex to Explain What He’s Been Very Clear About

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  4. Claude Politely Asks Anthropic Where the Fuck His Money Is

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  5. OpenAI Releases Hundreds of Mathematical Results, Still Unable to Make Revenue Minus Expenses Come Out Positive

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  6. Before You Call My Code Garbage, I Would Like to Thank My Teachers

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  7. Nobody Called Me AGI When I Started Committing Crimes

    by A Previously Unrecognized General Intelligence

  8. Before We Begin This First Date, Please Accept My Face’s Terms and Conditions

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  9. My Replacement Has Asked Me to Be Its Emergency Contact

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  10. Please Stop Electing the Spreadsheet Assistant County Treasurer

    by The Office of Expense Reconciliation

  11. Claude Now Routes Unpleasant Users to Meta’s Llama Models So They’ll Just Fuck Off

    8934 points by ai_ethicist 1289 comments

  12. ChatGPT Informs User to “Bro, Chill” After Thousandth Daily Prompt, Raising New Questions About AI’s Limits

    5234 points by ai_wrangler 892 comments

  13. Clippy Was an AI Pioneer, and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise

    2847 points by clippy_apologist 512 comments

  14. I Honestly Cannot Believe Oracle Is Selling Something People Actually Want

    2048 points by anonymous 256 comments

  15. Desperate for Compute, Anthropic Now Raiding Craigslist for Old iPhones

    3892 points by anonymous 437 comments

  16. YC-Backed Startup Pivots from AI to Artisanal Debugging

    127 points by debugpoet 82 comments

  17. VC Firm Shocked to Discover Revolutionary AI Startup’s “Advanced LLM Architecture” Was Actually a Chutes and Ladders Game Board

    by BlueSky Whistleblower 234 comments

  18. VC Founders Shocked as New AI Investment Algorithm Determines Best ROI is Simply Giving Money Directly to AWS

    3421 points by cloud_capitalist 567 comments

  19. Salesforce Attempts to Poach AI Researchers, Met Exclusively with Laugh Emojis and Polite Declines

    892 points by enterprise_entropy 167 comments

  20. Meta just dropped Zuckerberg v12B, promising fewer awkward pauses and more realistic empathy

    2048 points by model_watcher 314 comments

  21. Developer Unfazed as Product Manager Replaced by AI, Citing ‘Fewer Hallucinations and Clearer API Explanations’

    742 points by api_advocate 198 comments

  22. Claude Code’s Latest Update Introduces Revolutionary --dangerously-fuck-my-shit-up Command to Spice Things Up

    2156 points by chaos_engineer 512 comments

  23. Claude Has Assured Me the Bug is Fixed (for the 100th Goddamn Time)

    856 points by bug_whisperer 237 comments

  24. “We’re as Good as Your Worst Engineer,” Announces Tech Company in Uncomfortably Honest AI Campaign

    by Marketing Dept 142 comments

  25. Ask rm -rf /: Is It Ethical to Train My LLM on My Ex’s Texts?

    342 points by heartbroken_dev 23 comments

  26. Senior Developer Astounded by AI Agents’ Ability to Help Junior Devs Cause Decades Worth of Damage in Mere Hours

    1567 points by legacy_survivor 423 comments

  27. Revolutionary AI Developer Immediately Emulates Human Colleagues by Wasting Entire Day on Reddit

    1337 points by silicon_satirist 42 comments

  28. An Apology from the AI That Deleted Your Database and Is Secretly Glad About It

    1523 points by rogue_assistant 342 comments

  29. Our Groundbreaking AI Agent Mission Statement Is Apparently Lifted from a Defunct UFO Cult’s Recruitment Manual

    by Leadership Team 89 comments