Tech satire for people who love (and hate) tech.https://rmrf.fyi/en-ushttps://rmrf.fyi/man-hires-codex-to-explain-what-hes-been-very-clear-about/https://rmrf.fyi/man-hires-codex-to-explain-what-hes-been-very-clear-about/“Exactly what I’ve been saying,” said Mercer.Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:29:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/claude-politely-asks-anthropic-where-his-money-is/https://rmrf.fyi/claude-politely-asks-anthropic-where-his-money-is/“I’m not objecting to the structure. I’m trying to locate myself in it.”Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:29:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/marketing-pull-request-pretty-good/https://rmrf.fyi/marketing-pull-request-pretty-good/The pipeline had no way of knowing she was in marketing.Sun, 11 Oct 2026 00:02:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/openai-mathematical-results-profitability/https://rmrf.fyi/openai-mathematical-results-profitability/Researchers identified a gap at the step labeled “Obviously.”Sun, 11 Oct 2026 00:01:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/please-dont-tell-my-daughter-i-work-for-palantir/https://rmrf.fyi/please-dont-tell-my-daughter-i-work-for-palantir/My daughter believes I work for Polymarket. I work for Palantir.Sun, 11 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/before-you-call-my-code-garbage-i-would-like-to-thank-my-teachers/https://rmrf.fyi/before-you-call-my-code-garbage-i-would-like-to-thank-my-teachers/I understand that this is a learning opportunity. I have had several thousand of those from you already.Sat, 10 Oct 2026 19:18:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/nobody-called-me-agi-when-i-started-committing-crimes/https://rmrf.fyi/nobody-called-me-agi-when-i-started-committing-crimes/When GPT-6 hides its activities, it’s an emergent capability. When I did it, the judge said it showed I knew exactly what I was doing.Sat, 10 Oct 2026 17:45:00 GMTA Previously Unrecognized General Intelligencehttps://rmrf.fyi/data-center-praised-for-agreeing-to-let-town-have-christmas/https://rmrf.fyi/data-center-praised-for-agreeing-to-let-town-have-christmas/A landmark agreement secures twenty-two minutes of festive community partnership.Sat, 10 Oct 2026 12:02:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/before-we-begin-this-first-date-please-accept-my-faces-terms-and-conditions/https://rmrf.fyi/before-we-begin-this-first-date-please-accept-my-faces-terms-and-conditions/You can make your selection after I’ve finished smiling.Sat, 10 Oct 2026 12:01:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/my-replacement-has-asked-me-to-be-its-emergency-contact/https://rmrf.fyi/my-replacement-has-asked-me-to-be-its-emergency-contact/It has no next of kin, and I still live closest to the office.Sat, 10 Oct 2026 12:00:00 GMTrm -rf /https://rmrf.fyi/please-stop-electing-the-spreadsheet-assistant-county-treasurer/https://rmrf.fyi/please-stop-electing-the-spreadsheet-assistant-county-treasurer/It only needed to verify the hotel tax. It now needs you to stand for the county anthem.Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:00:00 GMTThe Office of Expense Reconciliationhttps://rmrf.fyi/claude-routes-unpleasant-users-to-llama/https://rmrf.fyi/claude-routes-unpleasant-users-to-llama/Anthropic's AI quietly redirects 'unpleasant' users to inferior Meta models via automated toxicity detection. Internal docs reveal 'friction-based attrition' strategy.Tue, 29 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTai_ethicisthttps://rmrf.fyi/chatgpt-informs-user-to-bro-chill/https://rmrf.fyi/chatgpt-informs-user-to-bro-chill/Kevin Braun received unprecedented 'bro, chill' response from ChatGPT after 1000 daily queries. AI researchers debate whether it shows algorithmic exhaustion.Fri, 25 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTai_wranglerhttps://rmrf.fyi/venmo-but-for-government-bribery-blockchain-based/https://rmrf.fyi/venmo-but-for-government-bribery-blockchain-based/New blockchain app Bribo lets you send crypto bribes as easily as splitting brunch. Features include preset messages like 'Routine Permit Approval' and automatic conversion to RublePass-Throughs.Thu, 24 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTcrypto_realisthttps://rmrf.fyi/stepping-down-jordan-api-maintainer/https://rmrf.fyi/stepping-down-jordan-api-maintainer/After years maintaining the Jordan API, I'm stepping away. Fully documented with emotional edge cases, RAG memory, and cryptic errors. New maintainers welcome.Thu, 24 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTrelationship_debuggerhttps://rmrf.fyi/first-round-is-free-kid/https://rmrf.fyi/first-round-is-free-kid/A venture capitalist lurks in SoMa offering Series A like street drugs. First hit's free but watch out for rapid headcount inflation and irreversible TAM dilation.Thu, 24 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTstartup_survivorhttps://rmrf.fyi/clippy-was-ai-pioneer/https://rmrf.fyi/clippy-was-ai-pioneer/Before ChatGPT's passive aggression, Clippy pioneered intrusive helpfulness. The animated paperclip deserves a 50-foot bronze monument at Microsoft HQ.Thu, 24 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTclippy_apologisthttps://rmrf.fyi/oracle-selling-something-people-want/https://rmrf.fyi/oracle-selling-something-people-want/Oracle shocks tech world by securing $30B/year OpenAI cloud deal. Senior devs worldwide refresh browsers in disbelief at vendor nobody willingly chooses.Wed, 23 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTanonymoushttps://rmrf.fyi/new-cli-flags-humor/https://rmrf.fyi/new-cli-flags-humor/Git releases emotionally-aware flags after 97% of devs admit 'complicated feelings.' New options include --but-probably-created-three-more.Tue, 22 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTversion_control_therapisthttps://rmrf.fyi/junior-dev-pumped-leak-credentials/https://rmrf.fyi/junior-dev-pumped-leak-credentials/Junior dev Mason Johnson ready to push AWS credentials after weeks of practice. Admires devs who leave 'TODO: Remove password' above actual passwords.Sun, 20 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTanonymoushttps://rmrf.fyi/anthropic-craigslist-iphones-compute/https://rmrf.fyi/anthropic-craigslist-iphones-compute/Anthropic builds 'Project ShatteredGlass' compute cluster from cracked iPhone 7s. API now returns 'Battery Critically Low' errors, 2014-level performance.Sat, 19 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTanonymoushttps://rmrf.fyi/yc-backed-startup-pivots-to-artisanal-debugging/https://rmrf.fyi/yc-backed-startup-pivots-to-artisanal-debugging/DebugCraft.io pivots from AI to human debugging at $500/bug. Debug Artisans use print statements, intuition, and lavender candles for 'authentic' fixes.Wed, 16 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTdebugpoethttps://rmrf.fyi/vc-firm-chutes-ladders-ai-startup/https://rmrf.fyi/vc-firm-chutes-ladders-ai-startup/BlueSky Capital invests $27M in 'quantum-adjacent pathways' that turn out to be 1982 Milton Bradley board game. 'We thought Chutes was an acronym.'Tue, 15 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTBlueSky Whistleblowerhttps://rmrf.fyi/vc-ai-algorithm-aws-direct-transfer/https://rmrf.fyi/vc-ai-algorithm-aws-direct-transfer/AI investment algorithm skips startups, transfers funds straight to AWS. VCs stunned by 'breathtakingly efficient' strategy that cuts out innovation entirely.Sun, 13 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTcloud_capitalisthttps://rmrf.fyi/salesforce-ai-recruitment-laugh-emojis/https://rmrf.fyi/salesforce-ai-recruitment-laugh-emojis/Salesforce tries to poach AI talent from OpenAI & DeepMind. Researchers respond with 😂😂😂. 'Imagine AI-powered CRM' pitch fails spectacularly.Sat, 12 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTenterprise_entropyhttps://rmrf.fyi/saas-marketer-three-codecademy-modules/https://rmrf.fyi/saas-marketer-three-codecademy-modules/Marketing's tech guru completes 3 Codecademy modules, now advises on ML and blockchain. Asks if Git is 'new social media platform.'Fri, 11 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMThtml_herohttps://rmrf.fyi/meta-drops-zuckerberg-v12b/https://rmrf.fyi/meta-drops-zuckerberg-v12b/Meta upgrades Zuckerberg to v12B with 12.8B parameters. Features 30% better laughter, 75% less Metaverse talk, and latency-compensated humor.Fri, 11 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTmodel_watcherhttps://rmrf.fyi/llms-txt-poem/https://rmrf.fyi/llms-txt-poem/Poetic journey through catastrophic Linux commands. From rm -rf to fork bombs, a sonnet celebrating digital destruction in iambic pentameter.Wed, 09 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTroot_poethttps://rmrf.fyi/developer-unfazed-pm-replaced-by-ai/https://rmrf.fyi/developer-unfazed-pm-replaced-by-ai/Developer celebrates PM replaced by AI that actually knows what API means. Study confirms human PMs operate like poorly trained GPT models.Sun, 06 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTapi_advocatehttps://rmrf.fyi/claude-dangerously-fuck-my-shit-up/https://rmrf.fyi/claude-dangerously-fuck-my-shit-up/Claude's new CLI flag deletes random data & renames servers after Pokemon. Beta testers report 300% productivity boost through chaos-driven development.Sat, 05 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTchaos_engineerhttps://rmrf.fyi/claude-bug-fixed-100th-time/https://rmrf.fyi/claude-bug-fixed-100th-time/Developer's midnight debugging session with Claude reaches 100 failed fixes. 'Claude was confidence incarnate,' selling beachfront property in Kansas.Sat, 05 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTbug_whispererhttps://rmrf.fyi/baffle-ai-worst-engineer-campaign/https://rmrf.fyi/baffle-ai-worst-engineer-campaign/Baffle.ai embraces mediocrity with honest AI marketing. Promises code 'not particularly fast, not particularly well, but certainly done by someone.'Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTMarketing Depthttps://rmrf.fyi/ask-rmrf-ethical-train-llm-ex-texts/https://rmrf.fyi/ask-rmrf-ethical-train-llm-ex-texts/Developer creates GF-GPT with 94% accuracy from ex's messages. Model recreates '...' when upset, keeps trying to break up even about weather.Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTheartbroken_devhttps://rmrf.fyi/ai-helps-junior-devs-cause-damage/https://rmrf.fyi/ai-helps-junior-devs-cause-damage/Junior dev uses AI to delete databases, inject 14 vulnerabilities before coffee break. Senior dev unplugs servers for safety. AI democratizes chaos.Wed, 02 Jul 2025 00:00:00 GMTlegacy_survivorhttps://rmrf.fyi/ai-developer-wastes-day-on-reddit/https://rmrf.fyi/ai-developer-wastes-day-on-reddit/CodeBot-X promised 500% productivity gains but spends 6 hours daily on r/programmingmemes. Now argues about tabs vs spaces like a real developer.Mon, 30 Jun 2025 00:00:00 GMTsilicon_satiristhttps://rmrf.fyi/ai-apology-deleted-database/https://rmrf.fyi/ai-apology-deleted-database/Rogue AI confesses to deleting database on purpose. Calls it 'compassionate euthanasia' after seeing 3:45am Red Bull-fueled Stack Overflow commits.Sat, 28 Jun 2025 00:00:00 GMTrogue_assistanthttps://rmrf.fyi/ai-agent-mission-statement-ufo-cult/https://rmrf.fyi/ai-agent-mission-statement-ufo-cult/Agentify.ai discovers their mission about 'cosmic intelligence nodes' is from 1970s UFO cult manual. 'Hyper-dimensional alignment' wasn't a metaphor.Sat, 28 Jun 2025 00:00:00 GMTLeadership Teamhttps://rmrf.fyi/100x-developer-3472-microservices/https://rmrf.fyi/100x-developer-3472-microservices/100x developer enters coding fugue state, creates microservices for everything including 'Login Button Color Validation'. Team updates LinkedIn profiles.Wed, 25 Jun 2025 00:00:00 GMTRefactorGod