Legal Disclaimer for rm -rf /

Preamble

Congratulations, intrepid internet explorer! You've courageously navigated to the least read, yet strangely most compelling page on the entire website—the "Legal Disclaimer." Your reward? Humor disguised as liability avoidance. Enjoy.

Acceptance of Terms

By merely glancing at, scrolling through, or breathing near this website (digitally), you implicitly agree to our terms. Didn't read them? Neither did we.

Parody Notice

This entire website is satirical, parodying the oddities of tech culture, questionable coding practices, and the existential dread experienced by developers forced to "move fast and break things." Everything you read here, even if suspiciously relatable, is intended purely for comedic relief. Any resemblance to actual companies, persons, or APIs is entirely coincidental, though often deserved.

Not Actual Technical Advice

Please, for the love of all things recursive, do not execute the commands, scripts, or snippets you find here—especially anything resembling rm -rf /. If you still choose to, may your backups be recent and your regrets minimal.

Liability Waiver

We explicitly disclaim all liability for damages, mishaps, or career-ending disasters that may arise from attempting to implement the profoundly questionable practices humorously advocated within these pages. Your "clever" decision to copy-paste our jokes into production environments is solely your responsibility.

Intellectual Property & Copyleft

All original content on rm -rf / is protected by an aggressive Copyleft policy. Feel free to steal, plagiarize, or shamelessly borrow our work, provided you link back to us so we can feel validated in the cold void of digital anonymity.

Privacy Policy

We don't want your data. Seriously. Please stop sending it.

Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by the chaotic whims of developer memes, RFC 1149 (IP over Avian Carriers), and whatever tech fad is trending on Hacker News this week.

Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to change these terms whenever our legal intern finally finishes law school or we remember this page exists, whichever comes last. Refreshing repeatedly won't make it update faster, but you can try.

Final Notice

If you've read this far, you probably enjoy debugging legacy codebases on weekends. We admire your commitment. Now please, go outside and touch some grass.

– The rm -rf / Team