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● Welcome to rm -rf /contact!
cwd: /Users/visitor/selling-out-to-big-tech
▲ ALERT: Sell-out attempt detected—VC pitch inbound.
> shred investor_deck_final_FINAL_v3(2).pptx
Error: Cannot shred 'principles.md'—file in active use.
● Task(Deploy contact form without compromising satire integrity)
└ Done (99 merge conflicts resolved • $0 funding secured • credibility intact)
> calling external tool: shill-mcp --product="DefinitelyNotAnAPI™" --market="enterprise"
▲ WARNING: shill-mcp crashed due to lack of market fit.
● TodoRecovery steps:
□ Pivot to blockchain, promptly abandon pivot
□ Monetize user data (realize you have none)
□ Add "AI-powered" prefix to existing features
□ Retry shill-mcp with "--buzzword-compliant" flag
Pleading... (0s • 359 tokens • esc to interrupt)