In a shocking display of unparalleled productivity, legendary “100x developer” Ben “RefactorGod” Wilkins single-handedly transformed his company’s entire Enterprise SaaS platform into precisely 3,472 microservices during a single weekend coding sprint, leaving his coworkers simultaneously impressed and terrified.

“Initially, I thought I’d just break things down a bit to improve scalability,” Wilkins explained. “But around microservice number 842, something snapped, and I entered a kind of coding fugue state. When I woke up on Monday, we had individual microservices dedicated to things like ‘User Avatar Border Rendering’ and ‘Login Button Color Validation.’”

Wilkins’ coworkers are still processing the aftermath. “I was completely onboard when Ben said he’d make our system more modular,” confessed frontend developer Anika Patel. “Now I have 23 separate API calls just to render a single button. My morning standup now takes two hours because we’re stuck discussing the microservice dependencies of our new ‘Logout Confirmation Tooltip Service.’”

Despite concerns from his team, Wilkins insists the new architecture offers unparalleled “granular flexibility,” though he admits deployment now requires coordination among three distinct Kubernetes clusters and two teams solely devoted to “microservice diplomacy.”

“Sure, debugging is a nightmare and we’re hemorrhaging cloud spend,” Wilkins conceded cheerfully, “but look at all those beautifully isolated, easily maintainable services. It’s a masterpiece.”

Asked about future plans, Wilkins casually mentioned something about turning their authentication flow into an additional 200 microservices by next weekend. His colleagues were seen hurriedly updating their LinkedIn profiles.