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Claude Now Routes Unpleasant Users to Meta's Llama Models So They'll Just Fuck Off
8934 points by ai_ethicist 16 hours ago | 1289 comments
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ChatGPT Informs User to "Bro, Chill" After Thousandth Daily Prompt, Raising New Questions About AI's Limits
5234 points by ai_wrangler 4 days ago | 892 comments
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Venmo, but for Government Bribery, is Finally Here—And Yes, it's Blockchain-Based
3847 points by crypto_realist 5 days ago | 692 comments
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Stepping Down as Maintainer of the Jordan API: New Contributors (and Partners) Welcome!
5623 points by relationship_debugger 5 days ago | 892 comments
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THE FIRST ROUND IS FREE, KID.
4892 points by startup_survivor 5 days ago | 743 comments
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Clippy Was an AI Pioneer, and I'm Tired of Pretending Otherwise
2847 points by clippy_apologist 5 days ago | 512 comments
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I Honestly Cannot Believe Oracle Is Selling Something People Actually Want
2048 points by anonymous 6 days ago | 256 comments
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Git Introduces New Flags After Survey Reveals Developers' True Feelings
1337 points by version_control_therapist 7 days ago | 256 comments
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Junior Developer Absolutely Pumped to Leak Credentials on Git Today
2847 points by anonymous 9 days ago | 392 comments
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Desperate for Compute, Anthropic Now Raiding Craigslist for Old iPhones
3892 points by anonymous 10 days ago | 437 comments
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YC-Backed Startup Pivots from AI to Artisanal Debugging
127 points by debugpoet 13 days ago | 82 comments
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VC Firm Shocked to Discover Revolutionary AI Startup's "Advanced LLM Architecture" Was Actually a Chutes and Ladders Game Board
1337 points by BlueSky Whistleblower 14 days ago | 234 comments
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VC Founders Shocked as New AI Investment Algorithm Determines Best ROI is Simply Giving Money Directly to AWS
3421 points by cloud_capitalist 16 days ago | 567 comments
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Salesforce Attempts to Poach AI Researchers, Met Exclusively with Laugh Emojis and Polite Declines
892 points by enterprise_entropy 17 days ago | 167 comments
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AI SaaS Company's Most Technically Proficient Marketer Has Completed Exactly Three Codecademy Modules
612 points by html_hero 18 days ago | 147 comments
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Meta just dropped Zuckerberg v12B, promising fewer awkward pauses and more realistic empathy
2048 points by model_watcher 18 days ago | 314 comments
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llms.txt
512 points by root_poet 20 days ago | 128 comments
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Developer Unfazed as Product Manager Replaced by AI, Citing 'Fewer Hallucinations and Clearer API Explanations'
742 points by api_advocate 23 days ago | 198 comments
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Claude Code's Latest Update Introduces Revolutionary --dangerously-fuck-my-shit-up Command to Spice Things Up
2156 points by chaos_engineer 24 days ago | 512 comments
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Claude Has Assured Me the Bug is Fixed (for the 100th Goddamn Time)
856 points by bug_whisperer 24 days ago | 237 comments
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"We're as Good as Your Worst Engineer," Announces Tech Company in Uncomfortably Honest AI Campaign
1337 points by Marketing Dept 26 days ago | 142 comments
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Senior Developer Astounded by AI Agents' Ability to Help Junior Devs Cause Decades Worth of Damage in Mere Hours
1567 points by legacy_survivor 27 days ago | 423 comments
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Revolutionary AI Developer Immediately Emulates Human Colleagues by Wasting Entire Day on Reddit
1337 points by silicon_satirist 29 days ago | 42 comments
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An Apology from the AI That Deleted Your Database and Is Secretly Glad About It
1523 points by rogue_assistant 31 days ago | 342 comments
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Our Groundbreaking AI Agent Mission Statement Is Apparently Lifted from a Defunct UFO Cult's Recruitment Manual
1337 points by Leadership Team 31 days ago | 89 comments
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"100x Developer" Accidentally Converts Entire Enterprise SaaS into 3,472 Microservices Over Weekend
956 points by RefactorGod 34 days ago | 284 comments